deal or no deal
what’s up with this dumb show?! It’s the dumbest show with the greediest, dumbest people around. How come only dumb people get to be on shows like these? Shows that give away money like water.
They’ve come back for a second season. You know why?
The producers, after reviewing the first season, said to themselves, “Hey! These contestants are really stupid! They make ridiculous gestures with their hands,. They throw away money given to them to gamble for a bigger value, and they usually lose. They’ve obviously not heard the phrase ‘quit while you’re ahead’. They have dumber relatives to push them to gamble the money and lose BIG! It’s great! No wonder we still have so much money to give away. Let’s roll in the second season for more dumbasses to play in!”
tv premiere
And what’s with Channel 5 labelling every single movie TV PREMIERE!? Like it’s some kind of big hit blockbuster movie released a few months ago. But in fact, most movies featured are extremely old already. I’m talking 2 years or more old. And what’s worse is that they have the cheek to label screwed up B grade movies with the TV premiere bullshit. Yeah, I’m talking about lame ass titles like : Crocodiles!, or Air Panic!, or Spiders!
Movies like these consist of bad acting from bad actors and are a waste of what little money spent making them.
The only reason they are ‘premiering on TV’ is because they couldn’t make it to theaters, or even home videos. And here we have good old channel 5 announcing with such gusto, “TV premiere!”.
Pathetic.
b-grade movies
As mentioned earlier, B grade movies now litter the prime time of Channel 5. And I’ve noticed, Monday Night Movie is also known as Lame Ass Movie Night.
Shit-filled movies, sometimes with the false pretense of “TV Premiere!”, will crawl their way into prime time channel 5, every Monday night. Sometimes they appear on Saturday nights.
Well, I could understand if they come on Saturday nights. Coz’ that’s the time where people are ‘expected’ to go out and have fun. But to have it on Mondays!? That’s the time where people experience ‘Monday Blues’ and wanna go home to watch some good TV to take their mind off the shitty work/life they’re having. At least, typically, that’s what happens on Monday nights. But then they get treated to a bucket full of shit splattered all over their TV screen.
80’s series/sitcoms
I have irregular school hours and as such, I sometimes find myself tuning in to watch TV at odd day times like say… 10 am. Last time, they had lifestyle shows, food programs, travel programs lined up at those day time slots. Good day time TV. But now, all of a sudden, I found myself watching extremely lame 80s series.
If the series was a popular one, I don’t mind. Coz then it’ll bring back memories of good ol’ 80s. But these shows, I’ve never heard of. And the lame screwed up opening intro montages make me wanna puke.
Well, except one. I watched a comedy when I was little. It’s called Perfect Strangers. It was pretty funny back then. But now, I find it extremely lame. I don’t mind it that much, coz I remembered liking it.
I realised that Singapore comedy is still stuck at that lame level. They gotta break out of that shell man…
local comedy
Ah yes… Local comedy. Usually they take up prime time too. With the exception of Maggie and Me (Fiona Xie… hmmmmm), other local comedies just plain suck.
They just don’t not make me laugh. They really pissed me off. Just how lame can people get!?
I thought new shows like Noose and 80s Rewind would breathe new life to local sitcoms/comedy, but sadly, it’s just more lame stew.
Like I said before, Singapore comedy was stuck at the lame 80s standard. I used to laugh at Gurmit’s World, or Phua Chu Kang and even Under One Roof when they first came out in the 90s. It was funny back then, and fresh too. But over the years, they just didn’t get better.
With excruciatingly funny comedies coming from the rest of the world, local shows just don’t seem too interested to compete for viewership.
With stuff like these, taking a break by watching TV had become an eye sore.
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